2 min read- Jason and Travis Kelce shared their own playful Masters Champions Dinner-style menus.
- Travis’s menu includes pizza, smashburgers, fried chicken with mac and cheese, and a Dairy Queen ice cream cake.
- Fans overwhelmingly sided with Travis, with many calling his menu the clear winner.
I know next to nothing about golf, but I do know these men can eat.
And now, thanks to the internet blessing us with Masters Champions Dinner-style menus for Jason and Travis Kelce, I also know exactly which brother people trust more with a fake formal dinner. The answer, based on social media’s very immediate reaction, is Travis. By a lot.
For the uninitiated: the Masters Tournament is one of golf’s biggest events, and one of its most famous traditions is the Champions Dinner, where the defending winner gets to pick the menu for a meal served to fellow past champs. So when the Kelce brothers dropped their own playful takes on what their Masters menus would look like, people treated it with the exact seriousness it deserved, which is to say: extremely.
Let’s start with Travis Kelce’s menu, because that is where the internet clearly started too.
His spread includes Mama Kelce’s Dinner Rolls with butter, Georgio’s Pizza, a Smashburger, and fried chicken with mac & cheese, described as “Southern Style, Super Salty.” For dessert, he’s serving Key Lime Pie “in honor of Ed Kelce” and a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake, with the extremely persuasive reasoning: “Because It’s Better Than Regular Cake.”
Jason Kelce’s version starts similarly with Mama Kelce’s Dinner Rolls with butter, but then takes a turn into aggressively homespun comfort food. His menu includes Ed Kelce’s Casserole, “stocked with ricotta cheese to the brim,” a Fancy PB&J, Hamburger Helper “for complete nostalgia,” and Beans & Weenies, labeled “The Augusta Way (Do Not Wear White Pants).” Dessert is Key Lime Pie again, plus Dunkaroos, with the note “If They Still Make Them.”
And social media did not exactly hide where it landed. Not only were people Team Travis on this one, but many said it’s “literally no competition, Travis wins.” Someone else said, “Jason’s menu is pretty good, but Travis wins this one. Smashburger, fried chicken with Mac & cheese, & ice cream cake on that menu gets an automatic vote for me.” Another cut straight to the point, saying Travis won “for the DQ cake alone.”
I may not know a birdie from a bogey, but I do know the internet crowned a winner here. Consider this a very unofficial green jacket for Travis Kelce and his Dairy Queen ice cream cake.